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lyrics

last christmas i was eaten by a bear
my mom asked me to take the trash out
into the snowy northern air
it seemed almost as if
it knew i'd be coming around
like i would wander out defenseless
assuming by the 25th
all bears are sleeping sound

for the wintertime
what a merry christmastime it was

i wasn't about to go down without a fight
i had made some complicated big plans
with my simple little life
she had some hopes of her own
and outpowered me
and dragged me through the brush
left behind a trail of blood and gloves
all the way back to her 3 little cubs

for their dinnertime
what a merry christmastime it was

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from What A Merry Christmastime It Was, released December 1, 2014

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