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Flying Home For Christmas

by The Ornaments

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headed on out of BNA, Christmas Day, on an aeroplane got a cool first class upgrade, big boy upgrade, gonna stretch my legs but as we climbed the cabin filled with smoke, filled with smoke, filled with smoke we’re gonna die the pilot got on the intercom, intercom, said stay calm i won’t let you die in a delta sleigh, a delta sleigh if you just stay calm still i bought an hour of gogo in-flight wifi, in flight wifi, in flight wifi to text her goodbye looked to my right and a man he prayed, a man he prayed, oh my god the woman left used her vomit bag, her vomit bag, it smelled like egg nog meanwhile i thumbed through my phone to find a song, a christmas song, a burl ives song that’s good to die to the turbulence got insane inside insane inside of what a ride my complimentary bloody spilled, bloody spilled on my new levi’s the scent of fuel filled the air then in came flames, in came flames, in came flames like a cozy fireplace as the plane barreled down, barreled down towards the ground i saw through the haze a snowy farm, wouldn’t it be great to farm right now? then again i’d rather do anything than be in this plane, trapped in this plane, this bomb of a plane passing out now didn’t get to see a big white light or my dumb white life flash before my eyes the only pain was the tears i knew the tears i knew were in her eyes and my last thoughts before that great ending were i’ll never fly, never fly, never fly on christmas again

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The Ornaments are Mike Behrends & Lance Owens
Mike wrote the song, sang it, & played classical guitar
Lance played percussion & toy instruments

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released December 23, 2016

Thanks to Jordan Skophammer, Cookie, Pete, and the Kevin McAllister family.

Volume 3, Christmas 2016
Folkmonger Records, FMR005
©2016 Banjoteeth

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