A Coca​-​Cola Classic Christmas

by The Ornaments

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I lit a candle of balsam fir, hung a wreath above the door number the motel manager is a bit of a Scrooge and won't allow real trees in the rooms so I crossed the beltway and hit the mall, cashed a check, went to Michael's, and spent it all on a fake tree with plastic needles filled it with ornaments from your childhood Happy Meals The wi-fi here is slow but not so slow that Facebook couldn't let me know you bought a house, you got married, you had a kid, and you voted for Joe It will be hard to fill Such a large home with hope and love and gifts they'll love all on your own With the neon lights it kinda always feels like it's Christmas Eve If this sounds nice, I'll be in room 104 just left of the Coke machine 


The Ornaments are, have been, and always will be Mike Behrends and Lance Owens.

Recorded December 2020 in separate basements in Minneapolis, Minnesota and Madison, Wisconsin because of a global pandemic. Collectively we used a Casio DG-10 Keytar, a Fender Telecaster, a Yamaha Portasound PSS-140, and a bunch of effects pedals.


released December 23, 2020

Volume 7, Christmas 2020
Folkmonger Records, FMR010

We love making these songs so much and we thank you endlessly for listening.

See you next year. 🥤🎄


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