Santa's Existential Crisis

from What A Merry Christmastime It Was by The Ornaments

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i don't wanna buy a thing again
because the world's full of things and
i've had about enough
of owning all kinds of useless stuff
i know, i know
it's hard to understand
when any time december comes around
i'm dropping 7 billion more things down
in 7 billion people's hands

for those who think the pole's a magic place
try going without sunlight each day
and when the frozen winds start blowing fast
we'll see how long your jolliness can last
like you, just like you
i wear a suit and do my job til it's done
but i'm feeling a little worn out
my cheeks ain't so rosy now
i'm gonna pack up my sleigh
and ride it off into the sun

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from What A Merry Christmastime It Was, released December 1, 2014

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